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  05 January 2006
All Men Cheat

All men cheat, and that is a scientific fact! First off lets talk about the definition of cheating. I know what your thinking who am I to define the word but 4 out 5 professionals agree with my definition (the last one was busy cheating so he couldn't respond). Cheating - any act with a member of the opposite (or same) sex that a person would not do if their partner was around. If you think about it, that definition is very strict. But, of course, there are levels of cheating. See below my patented "cheat-o-meter." There are levels 1 to 5, blue to red. 1/blue being the lowest less offensive act and 5/red being the most offensive (you better leave that nigga) act of cheating.



The reason I am telling you all this because it is true. I pride my self in telling the truth as much as possible. Guys, you need to look your lady right in the eye and say, "Baby, I'm a man and I'm going to do man things. I cheated on you in the past and probably will cheat on you in the future. I just wanted to tell you because you're always telling me to tell the truth and not to keep any secrets between us." Lol no man in there right man would say this to any female that their dating. And no female would ever want to hear that from their man, which brings me to my real point. Females cannot handle the truth and honestly they do not want to hear it (and you thought this was going to be about men).

Most of you females probably looked at the title of this post and thought, "No not my man, he's good to me." or "I knew it, but to make sure Imma ask him to see what he says." Honestly you don't want to KNOW that he's cheating on you, you'd rather believe that he really is tired and wants to get off the phone early, or he's acting funny today because of school or work, or (my favorite) he's really going home this weekend to spend some time with his mom. You females want to believe these and many other lies because you can't handle the truth that all men cheat.

Even if you were presented with forensic evidence and finger prints by trained scientists, you would still want to hear his side of the story just so that he could convince you of what you want to believe, all those people are jealous of your relationship with him and wish they had something that you guys have (yea right). Of course there are limits to this rule. I would say that the longer the relationship has been the more bullshit the female will take before she decides to leave.

In closing, I would like to say that all men cheat and ladies do not want to hear the truth.



  Posted by rey at 12:26 AM |


  1 Comment(s):
  1. From Anonymous Anonymous at 2:38 PM
    i think that is true for the most part about men cheating.. but i think that it is more a less that men cheat or want to cheat because deep down inside they want to see if they still have game and to see if the opposite sex is attracted to them..Before my relationship i was forced to cheat because i felt that it was the way... and no female could tell me no. When i look back to those relationships i see that the reason to why i cheated was because i was never in love with these females.50's song "all i need is just a little bit" pretty much explains what was going through my mind when i was cheating..
     



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