Shit fuck college, I'm tired of this shit. I think Imma quit school, no not even, Imma just stop going. There are not many options for a nigga like me if I don't have a college degree but I'm weighing my options. I could either be an athlete, rapper, or hustler.

Option 1 Athlete
I think its too late for me to go into the athletic field. I'm already 21, shit Lebron James got drafted out of high school. It's too late for me, I should have made this decision a long time ago.

Option 2 A Rapper
This is probably my best bet. How hard could it be to get in the rap game. I already have a tag names, ReyShizz and Razer Sharp. But I'll probably change it to "Killa X Murderer 101." That name would give me more street credibility. Then I'd need to get shot at least one time or go to jail to build a reputation. I think I'd rather get shot. I'll tell my brother to do it, nobody would know. He could shoot me in the foot so I could walk with a limp. That would also give me some cool points. Then all I would have to do is make a song that talks about how I got shot, the bitches I fucked, and the hood I grew up in. I'll have a number 1 hit.

Option 3 Be a Hustla
Being black man and growing up in the hood aka "a nigga" I have had ample opportunities to move weight. If I wanted to get into that business all I would have to do is make one, maybe two, phone calls to get me started. I'll probably have to change my street name to "Charley Heavy Weight" cause Imma be moving them rocks. I'll start out pushing that green. Then I'll get some young dude to sell it for me, like a 7th or 8th grader. Next I'll move up to yehyo and build an empire like Tony Montona.

On some real shit, I'm just fucking around. I can't quit school Im a senior. I'm about to graduate bitches!!! Ha! Ha!