The worst thing you could ever do when dealing with a female is let her know you like her, the worst! Don't do it fellas. As soon as the bitch knows that you like her you can kiss any type of power in the relationship good-bye. I'm not saying that men should have all the power (yes I am), I'm saying that the power should be equally distributed among both parties. Anyways... if you let a chick know that you fell for her too soon, you'll fuck around and break your neck. I'm not talking about stumbling or tripping, I'm talking about straight up hands to the side, falling face down, head hitting the concrete showing the white meat type of fall. Sounds painful right, it is. You don't want to do that.

What you want to do is play her out enough so that she remains interested. In fact, you'll prolly be better off acting like you don't like her. Then she'll be all over you (prolly not). The fact is this: if a chick is mildly interested and you're highly interested then it's not going to work. If you're mildly interested and she's highly interested then you got that bitch and that's wassup (lol).

So lets say you got yourself in a position where you have the short end of the stick, i.e. she's not as interested as you are. How do you turn the tables around?

1) First thing you have to do is get up. You can't be a confident playa slash pimp slash game tight nigga w/ your face on the ground, not a good look. So get your ass up and brush your shoulders off.

2) Now, close your eyes and picture the one you fell for and say out loud "FUCK DAT BITCH!" Put some feeling into it, make hand gestures and grab your balls and say it again like you mean it. "FUCK DAT BITCH!" Repeat this step as much as necessary.

You are now ready to play the game. When I say "game" I am metaphorically speaking because there are no real winners just people with more experience to build on. The game is very tricky and takes years to master. You might want refer to the movie "How to be a Player" if you get confused (just kidding) or purchase the book "Game Tight Nigga" written by Dat Dude (aka me). It can be found at PimperyPlayas.com. I'll try to give you a crash course, umm... on second thought, I'll just explain the main rule: be an asshole. This may sound easy but its quite difficult because every chick has a level of tolerance when it comes to assholes. It's hard to figure of the level for any one female, this takes practice and trial and error. Just enough assholeness and she'll love you, too much and she'll hate you. This is covered in chapter 3 of the book.

Once you find the level of asswholeness that she is comfortable with, you'll be able to spark her interest. After that has happen you can start to show off how much you appreciate her, little by little. I stress little by little because if you go too fast you might fall again and end up in the same boat you got off of. If she doesn't respond to your asswholeness at all then you never had chance (sorry).

I hope this helps all you playas that have fallen... uno