IF you read my "Online Pimpery Aadict" you know that I have had my share of experience online ocmmunity web sites. With my experience I have encountered a whole bunch of bullshit that people put on their profiles that just annoy the shit out of me. I will take this opportunity to vent.

1. UserNames
I cant stand bs usernames. Your user name is a representation of you an who you are and what you are about. So what are girls tryin to say when their username is lick_me_223 or i_suk_dic22 or wanna_taste. Hmmm let me think... "Imma FREAK!" yea that's it that's the message that they are tryin to portray. I also can't stand unoriginal shit like queenb_312, queenb21_2006, and queenb2220063139039432093... Everyone can NOT be the queen bitch.

2. Pictures
Sometimes if the User name hints at the person being a FREAK the pictures usually confirms it. Here are some of the tell tell poses... a) on hands and knees in the doggy style position side view w/ clothes on b) on elbows and knees in the doggy style position front view w/o thong and bra c) on elbows and knees in the doggy style position back view... Those pictures confirm that the person on the profile is a freak and is on the site to do a little more then just meet friends.

3. Personal Message
This is where things get funny. From the username and picture, we've already made judgements that the person is a freak, so why is there be contradictory statements in the personal message such as: "I'm looking for a man that would like me for my mind and not my body" "Don't send me a message talkin bout yall wanna fuck cuz I'm not a hoe" or (my favorite) "Just cuz i have a picture w/ my ass and my chest out that doesn't mean imma hoe or that i'm tryin to fuck anybody on here, cuz im a quite church girl"

This is the most confusing shit in the world. You girls shouldn't show one thing and say something else. That's like a a person w/ ballin shorts, t-shirt, jordans, and a basketball talking bout they dont play ball. that's just confusing as hell...

For the record I'm not saying that all female profiles are like this but way too many are...