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  21 May 2006
99 Problems All Cause by One!

Do you ever wonder why you have to have that new shirt, polo, jeans, or other items as such? Or Why you saved up long and hard for that shiny new car? If you guessed it, the answer is women. Men will stop at no length to attract or impress the opposite sex.

I came to this realization about 2 years ago when this girl asked me, "Why is your GPA so high." My reply was, "To impress you." Of course that response was an automatic reaction, I wasn't really serious. That was just part of my pimp mack super duper player posed personality. Then I thought about it. Why do I ready get good grades. I always thought it was to graduate on top get a good job and make a lot of money? Maybe to buy nice things to impress... well... WOMEN. I realized then I would just use the money I earned from job I receive by getting good grades to attract women. I'm not saying I could pull a twenty out and bitches will come flocking, like pigeons. That wouldn't work, unless I'm at a strip club. I'm saying that money would get me nice clothes, a nice house, and a shiny car. Those things each give me cool points with bitches.

You can make this type of analysis for every decision you make fellas (try it). Now is this a problem? For some yes (broke ass niggas) for others no (rich ass mo fo's). For me both...



  Posted by rey at 6:40 PM |


  5 Comment(s):
  1. From Anonymous Anonymous at 10:46 PM
    lol @ strip club line...I think its like Jay-Z said...The power of the P-U-S-S-Y...thats y every dude that can afford it they hair cut try to dress fly....The power of the P-U-S-S-Y...the reason y every dude cop the best ride...

    Fresh2Def
     
  2. From Blogger rey at 11:24 PM
    that's how it is... what can we do?
     
  3. From Anonymous Anonymous at 5:19 PM
    Well if you're gonna complain about it.. how bout you just not get laid.. didn't think so either
     
  4. From Blogger rey at 5:31 PM
    yea... no that's just not an option...
     
  5. From Anonymous Anonymous at 10:27 AM
    oh you are sooooooooooooooooo different...special even
     



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