It is now 1:59am, well, not really. It's actually 1:59am minus 12 minutes because my time is fast, but that's another story so I digress. As I was saying, it is now 1:59a... I mean 2:00am. I've been up and running since 7:30am. The night before today I went to bed at 2:31am and woke up that day at 7:30am. So in the last two days I've been up and running for about 38 hours. That really isn't the worst thing in the world. Besides, I'm a college student. That's what college students do, right? You know, staying up late studying for exams or putting finishing touches on that final paper or, in my case, both. So, I anticipate this happening every once in a while. But there are a million other things I'd rather be doing on Friday and Saturday night rather then worrying about school work. Am I not entitled to two days off? I guess not. Well, Imma go to bed now so that I can wake up bright and early on Sunday to continue with my school work.

You will not meet an ideal girlfriend at a club or party. Gentlemen if you go to a party of any sort please do not go there with the intention of finding your wife or your next wifey. Think about it, what type of female you expect to find shaking her ass on the dance floor, rubbing up against some dude. For example, let's say you're at a club. You start to scope out the scene to see the ladies that are in the room until you spot one on the dance floor. Once you step on the dance floor you probably didn't see the last guy or the last 10 guys that she has already dry humped, all you see is the body and the instinct to hop on, so you figure you'd take a crack at it. So you make your move on her and she backs up to give you some play. After a minute or so of dancing, one of two things happens. One: she is the worst dancer in the world and you can't wait for the song to change so that you can stop dancing with her. Two: she is a half decent to good dancer and you want to continue to dance with her. If the second scenario occurs, you probably begin to get "excited" and think to yourself, "This is the most exclusive dancer in this club right now. She's probably the best I've ever danced with." Of course, at this time you are in no condition to think logically and draw back on your actual memory because, at the moment, your reasoning brain has shut off and your other head is doing all the thinking. Then you think to get her number to call and all that so you could get to "know her" better.

At this point your reasoning brain should turn back on and begin to do some basic math, probability, and statistics. This is where most men go wrong because, let face it, most of us don't know basic math, probability, or statistics, but I will continue on nevertheless. Basic math and probability: she may have dance with 15 guys before you and maybe 10 more guys after you, what is the probability that you're the only one that walks away with her number? Slim to none. Probability and statistics: 65% of the people in the US have a non-curable sexually transmitted disease what is the probability that she is one of them? Who knows? These are just a few of the questions that should be thought about before pursuing anything. After thinking about them you realize that this is the type a female that you would only want to "know" for a short, extremely short, period of time. The thing that you should not do is call; begin to catch feeling, and think, "This is the person that I want to be with," and all that garbage. I say this because; think about where you met her at, "the club." During the relationship she's probably going to want to go back to "the club" so that she could shake her ass some more. And you can't stop her. So, you break up and have just wasted 6 to 12 months of your life finding out what you should have realized 6 to 12 minutes after meeting her, she is a club whore.

Basically, the message that I am trying to convey is as follows:
YOU WILL NOT MEET AN IDEAL GIRLFRIEND AT THE CLUB.

I don't know about you, but every now and then random thoughts pop into my mind. These thoughts could be funny, sad, weird, or all of the three. These thought can even be about an experience that I have had or past conversations. I wonder sometimes, am I the only one that thinks the way that I do or have had those experiences. So, I have created this blog to see if there are people out there who think the same or have had the same experiences. So read on and comment with your opinions to let me know you're out there.