Many of you ladies were left disturbed (for lack of a better word) when you all read the "All Men Cheat" article I wrote. Mainly because I confirmed the doubts that you had in your man. One thing I didn't do was give you a reason why. Why do men cheat? Many have attempted at answering this question and I will attempt it as well.

First let me say what is not the reason men cheat. It is not because you are ugly, self conscience, self centered, getting fat, moving to fast, controlling, spoiled, too needed, annoying, talk to much, don't know when shut up, demanding or any other characteristic that females typically have. And is it not because he is afraid of commitment, insecure, a dog, needs to prove something to himself, getting tired of you, don't love (or like) you anymore, immature, inconsiderate, selfish, or any other excuse you females make to explain your man. The reason why men cheat is because other men tell them to. That's it, it's that simple...

Now that we have that covered, let's talk about a lighter topic like sports. This is the worst time of year for me when it comes to sports because the football season is over (my favorite). Now I have March Madness to keep me occupied and...

-- WAIT!@!... Rey you have to explain yourself what do you mean, "... other men tell them to..."?!? --

Well if I must. When guys are growing up they learn how to treat females by what they see and hear from their peers. It doesn't take long to realized that having multiple girlfriend, sex partners, etc. is socially accepted amongst the male species. So, in becoming a man one must follow suit and do what is expected. When I was a young lad someone told me, "The only thing better than pussy, is new pussy." That statement stuck with me for a long time. That quote, or something along those lines, is what most fellas are being taught today about how to treat females. And it is being reinforced everywhere. For example, I picked up an CD from best buy to look at it. I saw three dudes on the cover with 15 chicks around them. It doesn't take a mathematician to realize that those dudes were out numbered. If you divide them up equally you will see that every one guy on the album has five females to themselves. This is telling me that I should have a least five girls on my roster on any given Sunday. Who am I to go against the grain.

But then I realized the way I was taught was wrong and I should care enough about someone not to cheat on them and to really devote all my time and energy into that one person to really try to make things work for the best :-)



(that last line was put in just in case any of my EXs or future girlfriends are reading... I mean.. um... that statement came from the bottom of my heart)

Do female friends really exist? And I'm not talking about female "friends" or "friends with benefits" or "fuck buddies." I'm telling about a real live friendship relationship without any sexual activities involved. I have had a back and forth response to this question over the years. I went from yes to no back to yes. Now my opinion is yes with conditions and no unless... If this is confusing, good, I enjoy being confusing. The main problem with this concept is that when a man and a women get close enough through their friendship sex enters the equation. And when that happens you can toss the friendship out the window.

Before I explain my answer, I want to talk about how guys think. None of the female that they interact with on a social basis can be considered a friend, rather they are referred to as "women they haven't' fucked yet" (this is a technical phrase). You're probably thinking, "gosh why are men such pigs, all they want is to have sex with me." Well yes and no, there are some women we want to fuck more than others, depending on each individual persons preference. So we would "holler" at the ones we want to fuck sooner and others later or not at all.

Ok now with that said, lets talk about my answers to the question I posed, "Do female friends exist?" I gave two answers, first I'll explain the "no unless" answer. No there is not such a thing as a female friend unless the female is butt ugly and you wouldn't touch her if the survival of the human species depended on it. Then you would be friends with her because sex with her will never cross your mind. And you wouldn't be tempted if she tries anything because you find her repulsive sexually. So unless you are unattracted to a female she cannot be your friend.

Now I will explain the, "yes with conditions" answer. You can have a female friend under two conditions: mutual understanding and self control. Having a mutual understanding is very important because if you both know what the other expects a lot of issues can be avoided. With this understanding you MUST be honest. If you tell her that you want to be friends and she thinks you want to be friends but you really want to fuck, a problem will eventually occur. Self control is also very important. To explain I will present the following scenario: Lets say your up late one night in your home alone w/ your female friend. You guys are talking and a sexual pun is made. You both laugh and then an awkward silence follows. You can either a) ignore it and change the subject or b) use this window of opportunity to rip her clothes off and fuck the life out of her. This is where self control becomes important. If you really value your friendship, choosing option 'b' will kill it like a shot gun blast to the chest at close range. Option 'a' displays self control.

There are various way to look at the idea of female friends. Above are my views, what are yours?

Shit fuck college, I'm tired of this shit. I think Imma quit school, no not even, Imma just stop going. There are not many options for a nigga like me if I don't have a college degree but I'm weighing my options. I could either be an athlete, rapper, or hustler.

Option 1 Athlete
I think its too late for me to go into the athletic field. I'm already 21, shit Lebron James got drafted out of high school. It's too late for me, I should have made this decision a long time ago.

Option 2 A Rapper
This is probably my best bet. How hard could it be to get in the rap game. I already have a tag names, ReyShizz and Razer Sharp. But I'll probably change it to "Killa X Murderer 101." That name would give me more street credibility. Then I'd need to get shot at least one time or go to jail to build a reputation. I think I'd rather get shot. I'll tell my brother to do it, nobody would know. He could shoot me in the foot so I could walk with a limp. That would also give me some cool points. Then all I would have to do is make a song that talks about how I got shot, the bitches I fucked, and the hood I grew up in. I'll have a number 1 hit.

Option 3 Be a Hustla
Being black man and growing up in the hood aka "a nigga" I have had ample opportunities to move weight. If I wanted to get into that business all I would have to do is make one, maybe two, phone calls to get me started. I'll probably have to change my street name to "Charley Heavy Weight" cause Imma be moving them rocks. I'll start out pushing that green. Then I'll get some young dude to sell it for me, like a 7th or 8th grader. Next I'll move up to yehyo and build an empire like Tony Montona.

On some real shit, I'm just fucking around. I can't quit school Im a senior. I'm about to graduate bitches!!! Ha! Ha!