Actually, I didn't catch my girl doing anything. In fact I don't even have a girl. But can you imagine that? Going to you girls house unexpectedly and finding her in bed with another dude. What would you do?

I had a conversation with some of my friends in the cafe and that question popped into the discussion. Each of them had answers that had similarities and differences. I don't think you can really know what you would do unless you are in that situations but my friends' attempted the task anyway.

Response 1
Man, if I caught my girl cheating, I think I would be quiet at first (like the quiet before the storm). I'd let the situation marinate a little to see what excuse she could possibly say to reconcile the situation. Then, I'd just black out and wake up the next morning in jail not knowing exactly what I did to get there.

Response 2
I don't know what I would do but my pops got into the same situation. He drove all the way to DC (from New Jersey) to surprise his girl. So he goes to her dorm room and knocks on the door and waits. He was filled with excitement of surprising her and was anxious for her to open the door. She says, "Who is it?" He replied, "It's me open up." "Hold up, I'll be right there."
PAUSE
I'm sorry but I have to interrupt. Excuse my French, but WHAT THE FUCK!!! He just drove 4 hours to see her and she tell him to hold up. Aint that a BITCH!
UNPAUSE
At this point He was a bit worried but optimistic. So he sat and waited for a couple of minutes until he couldn't take it anymore. He proceeded to break down the door knocked the dude out and left the campus (escorted by campus security).


Response 3
I would just be like, "FUCK SHIT NO THIS MOTHER-FUCKING-BITCH DIDNT WHAT THE FUCK. *BANK**BOOM**ZAP**WHAMMY* (this is him fighting the other guy)"

That was pretty much his response.

I don't think any of us could really describe what we would do unless we were in that situation. Hopefully I'll never experience that (I'd have to get a girl first). For those of you that have experienced it... All I could say is damn.

Don't you love late nights!... So I got a new hobby now, I rant and rave late hours of the night to keep my sanity. It seems like I'm most focused late at night or early in the morning, but for right now, lets talk about the former. When it's real late and everything is quiet and peaceful, I think the brain starts to wonder off and begin to imagine things you would never think about during the day. Why is that? Is it because your favorite music videos aren't on or that the person you're current stalking is sleeping, or simply your brain is bored and needs to entertain itself. Who knows?...

Have you ever had a real late night conversation? I notice that late night conversations are more in depth and interesting. Like you are actually paying attention and responding with comment that contribute to engage in effective communication with the other person. During the day conversations aren't like that. Most of the time we wait for the next person to stop talking so that we can begin talking and the person we're talking to is doing the same. What's the point of that? I've learned to stop talking so much and start listening to see if what the other person is saying holds any weight. Most of the time, it doesn't. But that's another topic for another night...

I know this topic has been touched upon by various people but I still have to take my crack at it. In my experiences there are three scenarios that can occur when trying to get head. I have categorized each of these scenarios by the females involved in them. There is the "Pro", the "Closet Hoe", and the "Hell No."

The Pro is the easiest to identify, she's the type of female that is overly aggressive during foreplay meaning, she grabs and fondles, kissing you in places other then the lips. If you get the Pro you are a lucky man. You may not even have to ask for head. She might just bless you in the heat of the moment. If she doesn't take the initiative it is your responsibility to initiate the head action. During the foreplay activity, while she's kissing and grabbing everything, get her attention, look her straight in the eye and say, "Wassup with some head?" Since she is a pro she'll get to work... Mission accomplished...

Now lets face it, most of us are not lucky enough to get the Pro. The majority of us will end up with the Closet Hoe or the Hell No. The problem is that there are no distinct characteristics to differentiate them from each other. So it's basically a toss up (heads or tails...get it ;-). This is when it becomes hard to ask for head because you could either get the hesitated yes or the "no he didn't" facial expression.

To attack this problem you must first verify that you do not have the Pro. This is easy to do. She will not be overly aggressive with the foreplay. Her participation will be more of a natural progression. Once you've Xed out the Pro status, you have to figure out a way to get head. I am not and will not claim to be an expert in this matter. The only thing that I do know that is in this situation, the only way to get head is to have some special maneuver or ask. I have a few suggestions:

The Head Pat - During foreplay gently press down on her head directing her to your lower region.

The Guided Hand - During foreplay gently direct her hand to your lower region and hope for the best.

The Surprise Kiss - During foreplay ask her from a special kiss. When she attempts to kiss your lips stop her and direct her to your lower region (from the cruel intentions movie this really works).

Feel free to put your spin/style on any one of these methods. If it works for you, you can thank me for it later.

Stay tuned for part two of "How to Ask for Head." I will be discussing the different reactions between the "Closet Hoe" and the "Hell No."

**Disclaimer: Rey does not assume responsibility for actions occurring to those who take his advice and fail miserably**