Ok so you're a man and of course, being a man, you cheat on your girl. Ladies if you didn't know this please refer to my earlier post, " All Men Cheat." Now back to the fellas, you cheat on your girl and that isn't a problem the problem occurs when you cheat and it is costing you too much money to maintain a living a double live. In that case fellas you are no longer a cheater you are a trick.

A trick is basically a person who pay for sex. Although you are not directly paying the people you're cheating with, you're still spending doe. If your spending a significant amount of money on the next chick by going to the movies, dinner, hotel etc... you might as well give her the cash cuz you're paying to sleep with that bitch. I know what you're thinking, before you got into your relationship with your current girl, you spent money by taking her out, buying her stuff etc. while you were dating her. That's normal. The probleming occurs when your "dating" the chicks you cheat with. Guys if no one has told you this before, let me be the first; CHEATING IS FREE! or it should be.

To avoid being in that dating the side piece scenario, let her know you have a girl up from the start so that she knows what the deal is. She will know that you can't take her out and all that because you go out with your girl. If she wants to see you it should be a quick engagement and nothing more. If she's not down for it you saved yourself the trouble and money. If she is down you get some ass and save money. It's a win/win situation.

Guys when it comes down to being unfaithful you're either a trick or a cheater... Which one are you?

Fuck Valentines Day! It's just another one of those holidays that was created to make people spend more money than they have on something that will die in a couple of days or is useless for someone else that doesn't need it. The worst gift of all is a box of chocolate. Ladies your man knows that you've put on a little weight and is trying to slim down for him. And what does he get you on the 14 of February, a fucking box of chocolate. He should get you a 6 months subscription to Bally's whiles he's at it because that's how long it's going to take you burn that weight you gained from that 10 pound box of chocolate.

The worst thing about Valentines Day is that it makes people that don't have someone feel inadequate about their situation. Ok I don't have a Valentine, I'll admit it, but I'm not upset about that at all. Back when I was younger I'd have a couple of Valentines, I thought I was a Mack. It's now that I realize I was an idiot. Buying presents for three different bitches. I'd go to one store to shop and try to make the next gift a little different from the one before. The cashier would look at me like, "this trifling ass nigga." I'd look at her back like, "So fucking what I got 3 different cards, ring my shit up bitch and mind your own business." But now I'm not going through that stress.

I feel sorry for the people who feel like they have to have someone on the 14 of February to make them feel good about themselves. If your one of those people (probably female), repeat after me. Fuck Valentines day, fuck first nigga to buy their girl something on that Day, fuck that girl who went to her friends making them feel jealous that their boyfriends didn't get them anything, fuck them bitches who went to their boyfriends making them buy shit for them on the 14th of February, fuck them niggas for falling for it, fuck the advertising industry that make you feel about the size of a hydrogen atom when you don't have anyone to buy you shit.

For the niggas, I feel sorry for you because you don't know what to get. You just hoping that the gift you get her matches up to the gift that her friend gets, so that you won't hear her yap about how much you don't care about her. Honestly the idea of Valentines day is not bad its just the bullshit that gets involved with it. It should just be about spending a nice quite evening with the person you care about and if you don't have someone, watch a movie. The day falls on a Tuesday this year, you won't even miss it.

In closing I would like to say, Fuck Valentine's Day!... ...ah oh yea and... O.J. did it, Ronald Regan was the Devil, Bush brought down the towers, and Jesus was black